Emily McBonjour (2010 - May 2014) was a preschooler, and D.W. Read's "friend." Emily is best known for being half rabbit, half monkey. Emily's parents told her that she was a halfbreed (half rabbit, half monkey). Disgusted with herself, Emily committed suicide by shooting herself in the head (Emily's Identity Crisis).
- Emily's final words were written in a note, which read, "Dear everyone, I can't keep living like this because I'm a freak. D.W. and mom and dad are jerks. -Emily"